retrophilia:

Jim West: I thought you were dead.
Dr. Miguelito Loveless: Oh, no, Mr. West! I shall never die. Death is far too ordinary. The boredom would probably kill me.

“The Night of the Surreal McCoy,” The Wild Wild West

OH. MY. GOSH. One of THE best lines ever! Dr. Loveless was so amazingly, evilly cool!